‘ASH VS EVIL DEAD’ – THE BEST ONE-LINERS!

Ever wondered what happened to Ash Williams after Army of Darkness? Well, all these years later, he’s accidentally unleashed a Deadite plague again! Revving his iconic chainsaw hand one last time, horror legend Bruce Campbell wraps up Sam Raimi’s beloved horror franchise with a blood-splattered bow in Ash vs Evil Dead.

What made us admire Ash however, wasn’t his chiseled jawline or manly girdle, but a wit sharper than any broken bottle. So, before he hangs up the boomstick for good, we’d like to pay tribute to the prince of horror with his top groovy one-liners!

“What, you never saw a guy with a chainsaw hand before?”



“I can make sweet, sweet love to a woman like no other man”
“Death, taxes, more death. And I don’t pay taxes”
“We gave peace a chance. Now it’s time for war”
“Shoot first. Think never”
“I didn’t do this. I did do it, but it wasn’t me”
“Pucker up and give me a kiss”

“Put your dancing shoes on”
“Let’s go save the world”
Ash vs Evil Dead: The Complete Third Season is available on Blu-ray & DVD now.

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